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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 05:19

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

Do you know a good lawyer joke?

No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So, the docs changed it to read

Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?

Next, they tried...

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why do I sweat so much after applying moisture or sun screen on my face? I have normal skin.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

Why do some films seem to date/age so badly?

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

What sexual experience did you have at a highway rest area?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What is the craziest thing that you've ever witnessed?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Can men and women be friends?

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What made you stop being an addict?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!

Why do men like low maintenance women?

No way

Nuts and Butts

share office space ...

What's it like to have an IQ of 140 to 170? Do people notice you're different?

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why has Biden pulled ahead in battleground states and is now projected to win the 2024 presidency?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

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